Remember the scene in Braveheart when Stephen the Irish guy wants to know that if he joins William Wallace’ band of rebels if he’ll get to kill the British? During the scene, the questions is avoided until he yells, “Father says to answer the fooking question!”
I tell you that to bring this up…
The third and last presidential debate is being held this coming Wednesday and I’m wondering just one thing.
When are Obama and McCain going to answer the fucking questions from the first two debates?
Every time McCain was asked a question, he’d say “Good question, my friend,” or “I’m glad you asked that question my friend,” or some type of variation. He was obviously trying to “reach out” and be friendly but because he called everyone “my friend”, he sounded very disingenuous.
Once the question was asked, he’d go on long winded explanations about how Obama and/or the Democrats had voted against this or that and taking shots at Obama, then finish by saying, “I know how to fix these things,” or “I have the experience to fix these things,” but would NEVER explain HOW he would fix things. He reminded me of George H.W. Bush in 1988 when he kept saying “a thousand points of light” instead of answering questions.
I was hoping Obama would take advantage of McCain non-answering questions, but he got caught up in either responding to McCain’s jabs or taking his own shots. I felt that after a question, Obama should’ve said, “Great question. Now allow me to not answer it.”
Both buttheads kept going over the 2-minute time limit that they agreed to, greatly annoying the moderator Tom Brokaw. Brokaw politely reminded them about the time frame on several occasions but you could see he was getting fed up with them. I was hoping Tom would snap and smack one or both of them with his shoe the next time one of them went over the time frame.
I have a great solution to keep them from going past the agreed time limit when answering a question. Hire a midget and give him a mallet and when the red light comes on and if the candidate doesn’t stop talking…WHAM! The midget whacks the offender right in the old cojones. If THAT doesn’t shut the candidate up, then nothing will. Of course after such whacking, they’ll have to go to a commercial break.
Politically Correct Insanity
This past weekend, John McCain was asked about the upcoming debate. McCain responded by saying (about Obama) that he’d “whip his you-know-what.” McCain meant, of course, that he’d win the debate. But the politically correct assholes that are in the media automatically made this into a racial statement.
Can we PLEASE dispense with the bullshit and focus on what’s important?
Sperm Donor
In Adelaide, Australia, there are 30 lesbians who’ve had children that have a birthday party and other outings together every year so that their children will know each other. All of the women became pregnant through artificial insemination. Why is this newsworthy?
The sperm used all came from the same donor. Unless you’re a married couple who cannot have children, there is no regulation for the treatment of infertility in Australia.
The mothers of the children hold the get-togethers so that the children will know each other, eliminating future romantic relationships and possible intermarrying.
It doesn’t surprise me that the organization handling this screwed up, but it makes you wonder what kind of life this guy has that he can make all of these “donations.”
That’s all folks. Get back to work.
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